Well May was somethin’!

Been on the road a lot, recently in Ottawa our nations capital, enjoying the sites, the cleanliness, and the Hull Casino.

You really don’t know how many prostitutes exist in the world until you’re in a Casino.  I mean we all joke about hookers, call each other sluts and what not.  But once you see them up close, see them hangin off fat guys in suits swingin from slot machine to black jack tables like coke fueled spider monkeys, it gets real too fast.

Other than that I’m looking forward to JUNE, lots of great shows coming up, I start the month out in Niagara Falls from May 29-June 2nd so come by this week-end, let’s reenact the maid of the mist in my hotel room using bottled water, a ceiling fan, and a laundry basket.

JUNE 1, 2- Yuk Yuk’s Niagara Falls- 9PM

JUNE 4th- The Rivoli- 9PM

JUNE 14, 16- NXNE festival

JUNE 15- Stratford Legion Hall, Stratford Ontario-9PM

JUNE 18- The Rivoli

JUNE 21- Fundraiser for Mike Macdonald, The Annex Live- 9PM

JUNE 22- Comedy at the White Swan- 9PM

JUNE 25- COCA Showcase, Montreal Quebec-

JUNE 26- The Supermarket in Kensington-9PM